Went to go and see that new film about an adventurous biscuit.
The Bourbon Supremacy.
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Return of the corner !
Started by FatAl, 11 Jan 2011 04:12 PM
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Posted 10 May 2012 - 09:12 PM
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Posted 10 May 2012 - 09:28 PM
I'm not suprised Vidal Sassoon left a small fortune in his will.
He crimped and saved all his life
He crimped and saved all his life
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Posted 10 May 2012 - 09:33 PM
RIP Vidal Sassoon... a sad parting - he was head and shoulders above the rest.
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Posted 11 May 2012 - 12:36 AM
Undertakers had a problem getting Vidal Sassoon's coffin out of the door.
So they took a bit off the top and shaved the sides.
So they took a bit off the top and shaved the sides.
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Posted 11 May 2012 - 06:14 AM
TEXTING for over 50s
The kids have all their little SMS codes, like BFF, WTF, LOL etc. So here are some codes for the more mature.....
ATD - At the Doctor's
BFF - Best Friends Funeral
BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA - Got Heartburn Again
HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kickin In!
The kids have all their little SMS codes, like BFF, WTF, LOL etc. So here are some codes for the more mature.....
ATD - At the Doctor's
BFF - Best Friends Funeral
BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA - Got Heartburn Again
HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kickin In!
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Posted 21 May 2012 - 07:05 PM
Dwarf couple who work in a circus are having a baby.
They go to the doctors for a check up.
Doctor says "Everything's fine, tell me, what do you want, aboy or a girl?"
Guy says "We don't really give a fuck to be honest as long as it fits in a cannon.....
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Posted 21 May 2012 - 10:34 PM
Husband was texted by his wife, 'Windows frozen'
He replies, 'Pour some luke warm water over it'.
She replies, 'The computer is completly fucked now' !
He replies, 'Pour some luke warm water over it'.
She replies, 'The computer is completly fucked now' !
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Posted Today, 07:06 AM
I had a friend who was engaged to a lovely girl in the local Shell Garage a few years ago, but sadly it didnt end well and they split up.
It really upset him because even now he can't go past the garage without filling up
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